Dude Theft Wars feels like what would happen if someone tossed an open-world sandbox, ragdoll physics, and sheer chaos into a blender. It’s not a serious game, and it’s not trying to be. You drop into a cartoony town filled with people walking around, cars waiting to be stolen, and physics that often make no sense—but in the best way. It’s more about messing around than following any strict rules.

You can drive cars, punch random NPCs, buy stuff from stores, and run from the cops. Or you can just go skateboarding down the street. There are guns, too, but the whole thing is so exaggerated and goofy that it never feels gritty. It's like someone turned a meme into a game and then let you run wild in it.

Visually, it’s not aiming for realism. The characters have stiff arms, the buildings are boxy, and everything looks like a playground. The sounds match the vibe—wacky background music, over-the-top sound effects, and lines of dialogue that don’t take themselves seriously.

The real charm is in how random everything feels. One moment you’re dancing in the park, the next you’re flying off a rooftop in a car you just hijacked. It’s not polished, but it’s packed with stuff to do if you like messing around without much structure.

Step 1: Start the game and pick “Story Mode” if you want to explore slowly or “Rampage Mode” if you’re just here for the chaos. Either one drops you into the city with no big introduction.

Step 2: Use the on-screen joystick to walk around. Tap the punch icon to hit, and use the jump button to leap. You can also open your inventory with the backpack symbol and switch between fists, guns, or whatever else you’re carrying.

Step 3: Walk up to any vehicle and tap the car icon to hop in. Some cars are fast, others feel like driving a fridge, but they all work. Steer using the left and right buttons, and tap the pedal to go.

Step 4: Look for shops, houses, or random NPCs. You can buy items, start mini-missions, or just cause trouble. There’s no one way to play—sometimes it’s fun just to experiment.

Step 5: If you trigger police attention (usually by doing something dumb), you’ll see stars pop up. The more stars, the more intense the chase. You can escape by ditching your vehicle or hiding in a building.

Step 6: Explore the map. There are hidden spots, secret weapons, and even little events scattered around. You’ll find skateboards, random vehicles, and other tools to mess around with.

Step 7: Pause the game and try “Cheat Codes” for extra fun. They let you spawn weapons, slow down time, or jump super high. It’s not necessary, but it adds to the craziness.